the-colonel-sassacre:

zangusu:

thatsonofamitch:

Is this what is really underneath girls skirts

as a girl i can comfirm that this is 100% accurate

eridanssecondhalf:

“youre a good drawer”

itsmelisss:

so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline

and thankfully there was a picture along with this story

vampirapericulosa:

I fucking love tumblr

Is there anything else you would have wanted to add to your acceptance speech?

bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

• cute
• fluffy
• sleep a lot
• no exam s

dekutree:

so a bunch of vegetables walk into a bar and began to fight each other

it wasn’t that cool but it was RADISH 

vorfreudde:

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it

groovymuttations:

you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

• LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
• ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
• LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
• ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
• LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
• ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

galaxys4:

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

gayrus:

list of my friends:

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